• me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

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  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.

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fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

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giggle:

I realized why I was lost. It’s not because I didn’t have a map… It was because I didn’t have a destination.

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politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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y0ung-blo0ds:

foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

I thought pineapples grew in the sea

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naturee-feels:

psl:

juliesbabyboy:

The mothers of trayvon martin & sean bell meet mike brown’s mom for the first time. Totally touched my heart…

they need each other

Where are the notes.

naturee-feels:

psl:

juliesbabyboy:

The mothers of trayvon martin & sean bell meet mike brown’s mom for the first time. Totally touched my heart…

they need each other

Where are the notes.

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selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag)

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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime)

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Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75
Benjamin Franklin  (via metalhearted)

(Source: bkoo)

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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